I thought that you batch of perverts and dangerous-living adventurers might get a kick out of the sign that I have posted on my mirror (so I see it upon awakening every day):
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a tidy and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming -- "Wow, what a fuckin' ride!"
So, what is your philosophy of life? (Yes, my wife thinks I'm nuts, but she leaves my sign up).